My first night on twitter, I made 21 Friends. I never expected to have so many! I FELT TRULY BLESSED!!!
Next day, I woke up the happiest Man alive. I Had 21 New Friends! And right before I could start shitposting for a second day in a row, The Boss Called🙏. Straight to The Heart! AND I'M NOT THE MOST RELIGIOUS PERSON IN THIS WORLD!!! But when The Boss Calls... I BETTER FRIGGIN ANSWER!!!
He simply said: "Read the comments."
So I did.
I saw People suffering. Not being able to make sense of anything after our "free and fair" election was stolen from us.
I realized I was getting into something serious, that touched Every Single Precious Human Being in This World.
A Fight Between Good and evil.
Everything I learned up until this point, everything I lived, everything I went through... ALL THE SHIT!!! Absolutely EVERYTHING prepared me for that next "shit"post.
So I decided to make You laugh. I decided to put out Genuine, Heartfelt Goodness into Our Beautiful World. To help You laugh at all these idiots and freaks who thought they could simply take over the world and destroy Our Children's Future.
Well, We Laughed. And We Kicked their ass. And they lost. AND NOW WE'RE FUCKING HERE!!!😎🇺🇸🥳🥳🥳
We're a little bit more than 22 Friends now, bit I still read your comments, and I Want You to know that I TRULY LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!!!❤️